Sing this to the theme of "the ants go marching"

The ants go marching three by three
Hurah!
Hurah!
The ants go marching three by three
Hurah!
Hurah!
The little one stops to take a pee,
and got Gonorrhea from a tree,
And they all go marching down,
To the ground
And get drowned
By the rain

The ants go marching two by two
Hurah!
Hurah!
The ants go marching two by two
Hurah!
Hurah!
The little one stops to tie his shoe,
and got butt raped by a cow named moo,
And they all go marching down,
To the ground
And get drowned
By the rain

The ants go marching one by one
Hurah!
Hurah!
The ants go marching one by one
Hurah!
Hurah!
The little one have some fun,
and got a ennema from a gun,
And they all go marching down,
To the ground
And get drowned
By the rain

hehehehe....