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Justin goes shopping....
So once I was at an antique shop, and i bought a golden rat, the owner wanted to know if I wanted to hear the story behind it, but I didn't. So then I started walking down the road and a rat was following me, and a block later, 100, and another block, 1000, until every rat in the city was following me, I had an idea, so I went to the pier, and threw the golden rat in the water, and the rats followed, and drowned themselves. "Ah Hah!", I thought to myself, and another idea occured, so i went back to the antique shop and asked the owner, "Do you have a golden statue of a gay guy I could use?".
thats an ancient japanese wisetale,
-justin
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